“if you're not first, you're last”

“If you ain't first, you're last”

“Just because you're offended, doesn't mean you're right.”

“There are no environments where you're only going to win, because life just isn't like that.”

“Life is just a series of peaks and troughs. And you don't know whether you're in a trough until you're climbing out, or on a peak until you're coming down. And that's it you know, you never know what's round the corner. But it's all good. "If you want the rainbow, you've gotta put up with the rain." Do you know which "philosopher" said that? Dolly Parton. And people say she's just a big pair of tits.”

“When you are absolutely, positively sure you know all there is to know about anything, you're as far from the truth as you will ever be...”

“Sometime on a bright blue day When everything is very clear And there are no wrinkles in the sky It's good to go to a quiet place And lie down on your back and look at the world Or put your face deep in the grass And your arms around the ground And remember how it was when you were little And remember you're still the same you Only you got bigger on the outside is all that happened.”