“Ninja Assasins Incorporated, Dan Cahill speaking. Who would you like offed today?”

“There's a fine line between criminality and genius."-Dan Cahill”

“Don't think of it as losing a boyfriend. Think of it as gaining a stalker."-Dan Cahill”

“Today, I attended a friend's birthday party dressed as a ninja. I soon discovered that ninjas are very misunderstood.”

“Booyah, I will summon the ninja. Oh, and take a lunch break while we burgle.""You're going, too?""Am I not ninja enough? Are you saying that I lack ninja?""No, I was just thinking you're a little, uh, recognizable, maybe?"Eve batted her thick eyelashes. "Why, thank you, sweetie. That's the nicest insult I've had today, not counting the jock who said he'd date me but he had a restraining order out for necrophelia.”

“Bluetooth earpieces are so geeky," Dan Cahill said."But they free up your hands for surfing the web, stealing priceless jewels, and eating pastry," Atticus said, taking a huge bite out of an apple strudel."And picking your nose," Dan added, which caused Atticus to blow a mouthful of strudel all over the seat in front of them occupied by Dan's sister, Amy, who was trying to sleep”