“(Media question to Beatles during first U.S. tour 1964)"How do you find America?""Turn left at Greenland.”
“All told, U.S. allies in Central America during Reagan's two terms killed over 300,000 people, tortured hundreds of thousands, and drove millions into exile.”
“We don't have a choice on whether we do social media, the question is how well we do it?”
“How reassuring." - Queen Elizabeth, when told during a walking tour of Scotland that she looks like the Queen”
“Question for your life: Would you rather be the first female U.S. President, the first woman to walk on the moon, or the first woman to be courted by two clones who looked like Christian Bale?”
“Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don’t want to run out of gas on your trip, but you’re not doing a tour of gas stations.”