“All the heroes had crew cuts, platinum-blond wives and drove Corvettes. The media was devoted to this cult of innocence.”
“Are those cat hairs on your lapel, or have you been dating a blonde with a crew cut?”
“I made myself platinum, but I was born a dirty blonde.”
“Fell in love with a beautiful blonde once. Drove me to drink. And I never had the decency to thank her.”
“All things old become new again. In my youth the athletes had crew cuts and the hippies had long hair. Now the athletes have long hair and the hippies are bald.”
“We're just not cut out for all this media circus crap.But then, you already knew that.”