“Don't eat bear balls. Eat healthy, delectable, plant-based foods so that you will never fall over on your cat.”
“If I fall in love with a woman, that’s awesome. If I fall in love with a man, that’s awesome. As long as you fall in love… It’s like organic food. I only eat healthy food, and I only want healthy love!”
“Eat Food. Not Much. Mostly plants.”
“Eat food. Not too much. Mostly plants.”
“Also, vampires don't eat food. You never get to eat chocolate again. Ever. I'd rather die.”
“First you eats you food, then you plays with you ball and you friends.”