“...any guy can buy you flowers, but the one who buys you hemorrhoid cream must really, really love you.”

“Risa: You don't have to worry about me anymore because this time I'm giving up for real.Otani:... Don't give up.”

“That's who you really like. The people you can think out loud in front of.”

“Sometimes you can pick who buys you, and for how much. That's what power really is.”

“I love you' really is the gateway drug of breaking up.”

“All salvation is temporary," Augustus shot back. "I bought them a minute. Maybe that's the minute that buys them an hour, which is the hour that buys them a year. No one's gonna buy them forever, Hazel Grace, but my life bought them a minute. And that's not nothing.”

“Marriage is supposed to be this huge great overwhelming passion, and that we're supposed to be looking for our soulmate, our other half, but it's actually pretty damn mundane. After all the excitement goes, what you really want to be left with is someone who is a really good person and who adores you, and who you can grow old with. I know the bastards are exciting, but they don't make a good husband material.”