“High heels were invented by a woman who had once been kissed on the forehead.”

“As for loving woman, I have never understood why some people had a fit. I still don't. It seems fine to me. If an individual is productive responsible, and energetic, why should her choice in a partner make such a fuss? The government is only too happy to take my tax money and yet they uphold legislation that keeps me a second class citizen. Surely, there should be a tax break for those of us who are robbed of full and equal participation and protection in the life of our nation.”

“I'm not an addictive personality, I just like getting high, that's all.”

“Any woman whose I.Q. hovers above her body temperature must be a feminist.”

“Unfortunately, Susan didn't remember what Jane Fulton once said, 'Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.”

“If the world were a logical place, men would ride side-saddle. ”

“The only queer people are those who don't love anybody.”