“When God made man she was practicing.”
“In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.”
“Man was made at the end of the week's work when God was tired.”
“When God made Man he made no mistakes, He knew man would make those for himself".~ R. Alan Woods [2012]”
“You know why God is a man? Because if God was a woman she would have made sperm taste like chocolate.”
“She has man's brain--a brain that a man should have were he much gifted--and woman's heart. The good God fashioned her for a purpose, believe me when He made that so good combination.”