“Whenever a young thing wants to be free minus serious thought, she gets pregnant and then gets married. Voilà!”

“Sorrow is how we learn to love. Your heart isn't breaking. It hurts because it's getting larger. The larger it gets, the more love it holds.”

“If it weren't for the last minute, nothing would get done.”

“Two wrongs don't make a right.No, but three will get you back on the freeway!”

“I'm not an addictive personality, I just like getting high, that's all.”

“Whoever heard of a neurotic frog? Where do humans get off thinking they're the pinnacle of evolution?”

“I mean, what do people talk about when they're married?" "Their kids, I guess." "Maybe that's all they have in common.”