“Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replay in sports. They've already forgotten what's happened.”
“Men tend to remember the best things about the women they've loved and to forget the worst, which is why so many men make the same mistakes with women again and again. Women tend to forget the best things about the men they've loved and to remember the worst, which is why so many women become bitter about men.”
“A great disaster had befallen Russia: Men have forgotten God; that's why all this has happened.”
“Books had instant replay long before televised sports.”
“Women always put men first. That's how everything got so screwed up.”
“Women saw everything, and they thought about everything. The result was wisdom. For men, this was a frightening state of affairs, which is why they insist on holding on to power.”