“My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married adn I didn't want him to.”

“I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.”

“Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.”

“I never panic when I get lost. I just change where it is I want to go.”

“I don't panic when I get lost. I just change where I want to go.”

“When I meet a man I ask myself, 'Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?”

“My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head.”