“My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married adn I didn't want him to.”
“I loved someone so much that I broke up with him because I didn't want to get hurt. Then when he proved he loved me back, I broke up with him again. I'm a fucking mess, but so are you. Most of us are.”
“I told him I didn't want to have sex until I got married. Without missing a beat, he nodded and said, "So let's get married.”
“I, um, I have this problem. I broke up with my boyfriend, you see. And I'm pretty upset about it, so I wanted to talk to my best friend. [...] The thing is, they're both you.”
“I don't care if he never becomes my boyfriend or my husband, i just want him to be legitimate.”
“I want my time to be taken up by chores, errands, appointments, and arguments. In other words, I want to get married.”