“My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head.”

Rita Rudner

Rita Rudner - “My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake...” 1

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