“When I met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always”

“When I was a kid, I had two friends, and they were imaginary and they would only play with each other.”

“Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times.”

“I never panic when I get lost. I just change where it is I want to go.”

“I don't panic when I get lost. I just change where I want to go.”

“I had the most boring office job in the world...I used to clean the windows on envelopes.”

“When I meet a man I ask myself, 'Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?”