“I would rather quit while I was ahead. There's no need in overstaying your welcome.”

“I would never, never do anything unless I believed in it.”

“In simplicity there is truth.”

“No sacrifice is too big; no action is too low if it leads you to defeat your enemy.”

“You... what was that word you just used? Apologize? First 'please' and now 'apologize'? I think I need to sit down.”

“Goodreads sports some of the social awkwardness of middle school. If you are looking for a friend, I promise no matter your background or book preferences I will be your friend. :)”

“Speaking of tiny skivvies I think that's what you both should wear during your inevitable cage fight. We can even call your soon-to-be epic battle the Die-You in the Bayou. Sell tickets.”