“Pastrami on wheat.”
“Paulie Pastrami learned that a misunderstanding could often be settled with a cupcake.”
“I would as lief look upon a piece of pastrami-stained paper as on the face of Alfred Kazin.”
“I'm eating a massive pastrami sandwich. It's so beautiful I might cry. Just so you know.”
“If I am worth anything later, I am worth something now. For wheat is wheat, even if people think it is a grass in the beginning.”
“We both like Marlboro Reds, both eat pastrami and Swiss, and both have holes in our hearts big enough to swallow us whole. What the fuck?”