“It seems like James really doesn’t like you, Siobhan.”“Nah. He’s just mad at me because I didn't call him back after we slept together.”- Kayla Dorland and Siobhan Wrestles”

“Wow.Aren’t you a little sneak.”- Siobhan Wrestles”

“But then, even with cuts, bruises and blood all over him, he looked like his jackass self again."- Alex Gold”

“Again? Honestly, do you guys think she’s hiding in Shakespeare’s Sonnets?” - Tina Lewis”

“It's always the quiet ones who are the most trouble." - Ethan Coleman to Alex Gold, Undying Blood”

“Where’s our teacher?” “Probably getting it on with the English teacher.” - Alex Gold and Mike Wilson”

“I wasn't even sure why I was getting this medal, really.No, that's not true. I knew why.It's like people you see sometimes, and you can't imagine what it would be like to be that person, whether it's somebody in a wheelchair or somebody who can't talk. Only, I know that I'm that person to other people, maybe to every single person in that whole auditorium.To me, though, I'm just me. An ordinary kid.But hey, if they want to give me a medal for being me, that's okay. I'll take it. I didn't destroy a Death Star or anything like that, but I did just get through the fifth grade. And that's not easy, even if you're not me.”