“Where’s our teacher?” “Probably getting it on with the English teacher.” - Alex Gold and Mike Wilson”

“It's always the quiet ones who are the most trouble." - Ethan Coleman to Alex Gold, Undying Blood”

“But then, even with cuts, bruises and blood all over him, he looked like his jackass self again."- Alex Gold”

“Again? Honestly, do you guys think she’s hiding in Shakespeare’s Sonnets?” - Tina Lewis”

“Wow.Aren’t you a little sneak.”- Siobhan Wrestles”

“It seems like James really doesn’t like you, Siobhan.”“Nah. He’s just mad at me because I didn't call him back after we slept together.”- Kayla Dorland and Siobhan Wrestles”

“Some consider falling in love, getting married, and buying a house a success, while others consider just making it through one day a success.”