“Where’s our teacher?” “Probably getting it on with the English teacher.” - Alex Gold and Mike Wilson”

“Even English-teacher bookworms need friends and bars.”

“If there was something that all the time had in common, what your English teacher would call a "theme," it would be this: Don't get caught.”

“Will non-English-speaking students start speaking English because their teachers were fired? Will children come to school ready to learn because their teachers were fired?It would be good if our nation's education leaders recognized that teachers are not solely responsible for student test scores. Other influences matter, including the students' effort, the family's encouragement, the effects of popular culture, and the influence of poverty. A blogger called "Mrs. Mimi" wrote the other day that we fire teachers because "we can't fire poverty." Since we can't fire poverty, we can't fire students, and we can't fire families, all that is left is to fire teachers.”

“My English teacher said that a writer is the worst judge of his own work.”

“The teacher is the one who gets the most out of the lessons, and the true teacher is the learner.”