“AMOS CONTI'S PRECEPTDon't try too hard to be cool. It always shows, and that's uncool.”
“The longer I live, the more I'm convinced the world is just one big high school, with the cool kids always targeting the uncool.”
“Any fool can do something cool and look cool, but it takes skill to make something uncool cool again.”
“Julie wanted to die of his own whiteness, to be drowned in the tide of his embarrassment on behalf of all uncool white people everywhere when they tried to be cool.”
“Why is it suddenly uncool to spell? That's all I want to know.”
“HENRY JOPLIN'S PRECEPTDon't be friends with jerks.”