“How can I have my 15 minutes of fame when open mics only allow you to perform for 10 minutes.”

“Not only it is annoying, it is distracting from life itself. ~on what TV is.”

“Never ever tickle anyone, who happens to be ticklish and holding a knife.Foolish accidents not only, may occure,but will occure and you'll regret itfor the rest of your life.”

“Place a weapon in the hands ofGreed, hatred, especially of ignoranceYou've created innocent deathsThat wasn't neccasary”

“In my book, water was only good for one thing...when I remember what that is, I'll let you know.”

“You're my angel, Bianca. You've exorcised my demons. I don't have nightmares when I'm with you. I don't have to work seventy hour work weeks to keep my mind distracted. My life has become more than work and emotionless affairs. You make me a better man.”

“I don't feel alone with you. I feel like I have a family and a home again. You're my home. All of the dark shadows seem to disappear when we're together.”