“Place a weapon in the hands ofGreed, hatred, especially of ignoranceYou've created innocent deathsThat wasn't neccasary”

“Not only it is annoying, it is distracting from life itself. ~on what TV is.”

“How can I have my 15 minutes of fame when open mics only allow you to perform for 10 minutes.”

“Never ever tickle anyone, who happens to be ticklish and holding a knife.Foolish accidents not only, may occure,but will occure and you'll regret itfor the rest of your life.”

“I wasn't just tied to the beast, we were somehow part of the same person. The freakishly opposite sides of the same f*ing coin." Dayton in Redemption”

“He reached for my hand, looking sad. “Don’t get hurt, Buttercup.” I shrugged. “Life hurts. As long as it doesn’t kill us, we weather it.”

“With him being so charming, and so perfect, so heart-achingly beautiful, but tarnished in all of the right places, and in all of the ways that I understood so well, how could I not love him?”