“In my book, water was only good for one thing...when I remember what that is, I'll let you know.”

“Is it romantic or psychotic when I say I'll never let you leave me?”

“Is that where you draw the line? I'll never understand why some things are more taboo than others.""And that's what makes you so kinky, the fact that you don't see the difference.”

“How can I have my 15 minutes of fame when open mics only allow you to perform for 10 minutes.”

“Now, now, Auntie, you had better play nice with my dearest Bianca. I have not invited her to live in one of my homes. I have welcomed her into all of them. And though I know it would break your heart if anything were to ever happen to me, you will be beholden to this angel to cover your living expenses when I pass away, as she will be my sole inheritor.”

“Either my water just broke or I wet myself.”

“I can never go back from this, Bianca. It would break me to let you go. You know that, right?”