“Bitch be cray cray. --Murphy”

“I also found it particularly encouraging that the decent people in his life were now outnumbering the crazy bitches”

“Somebody is smitten with my Buttercup.”

“That will get you fucked in a hurry, Love.”

“I knew I had a problem. I was starting to like that kinky rich bastard.”

“It isn’t fair for a man that perfect to be loose among the public.”

“If you are having trouble understanding, let me spell it out for you … This is serious, Bianca. I’ve never been more fucking serious in my life.”