“Careful, Love. You can't offer a starving man a feast and expect him not to take you up on it.”
“A man who loves money is a bastard, someone to be hated. A man who can't take care of it is a fool. You don't hate him, but you got to pity him.”
“You can't fall in love with a man for who he is, and then expect him to change. Just love him, and if he's worth his salt, he'll give you what you need and be the man you need him to be.”
“To the loved, a word of affection is a morsel; but to the love-starved, a word of affection can be a feast. ”
“Never liked Kolanos. Was at a feast with him one time. Never heard him fart at all. Can't trust a man who doesn't fart at a feast.”
“If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.”