“If you are having trouble understanding, let me spell it out for you … This is serious, Bianca. I’ve never been more fucking serious in my life.”
“Why I let you talk me into these things, I’ll never understand. One day you’re going to get me into some serious trouble," Rowan said, shaking his head.”
“Life is not THAT serious..let's take humor more seriously !”
“When you need Stayfree MaxiPads to absorb the expectorants produced by your insulted body, you are in serious fucking trouble.”
“Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.”
“Don't take life seriously, you never make it out alive anyways”