“It's been very clearly brought to my attention that I had overlooked your security in public restrooms.”
“My advice is to write in the nude. Unless you do your writing in a public restroom, and in that case, I’d recommend wearing flip flops.”
“I knew that feeling of euphoria brought on by an attentive, cute guy could be very misleading.”
“By the fall of 1918, it was clear that a nation's prosperity, even its very survival, depended on securing a safe, abundant supply of cheap oil.”
“I am concentrating docilely on the question why U.S. restrooms always appear to us as infirmaries for public distress, the place to reagain control.”
“But if you have an opinion, please feel free to offer it to me through the gap in the door of a public restroom.”