“The sooner you get dressed the sooner you can start fawning over me like a proper date and remember just because I agreed to go out on this date with you doesn't mean I am easy. I expect you to do a little work to get my out of my pants.”

R.L. Mathewson

R.L. Mathewson - “The sooner you get dressed the sooner...” 1

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