“The only working model of socialism I have ever seen is in an elementary school classroom.”
“The longest I have ever gone without sex is sixteen years. But to my credit, elementary and middle school were rough dating years.”
“That was the most offensive thing I've seen in 20 years of teaching — and that includes an elementary school production of Hair.”
“high school guys only appear hot to high school girls. its something to do with the fluorescent lighting in the classrooms, i think. They're actually really skinny and spotty, and they have giant feet”
“Elementary school children are very impressionable”
“Some people would call what I do to Jack bullying, but you have to understand that I’ve known him since elementary school. We have a connection.”