“Adventure is just bad planning.”
“Roald Amundsen says that ‘Adventure is just bad planning.’ In that case, friends, let us make more bad planning!”
“In my mind, I am this awesome, adventurous bad ass. But in reality, I am just a bookworm that really likes wine.”
“Any plan where you lose your hat is a bad plan.”
“Obama's plan for "change": Let's do everything Bush did, only with more suck! Because it just didn't suck badly enough the first time!”
“This is the best bad plan we have, sir.”