“You can't build a life on a backstage pass or free swag at Sundance.”
“all right buddah gets a backstage pass but all his friends have to pay”
“Backstage passes at a middle school choir concert. I hang with a crew who knows how to live.”
“Swag Swag sss-s-s-s--sswaqq”
“Be Swag”
“You're gonna be going to rock shows for the rest of your natural life right ladies?. You're gonna see sleezy ass rockbands. They're gonna come up to you and ask you, to show your tits for a backstage pass. You know what I want you to fucking do? I want you to spit right in their FUCKING FACE.”