“Dog love is blind. For that matter, dog love is stupid.”
“The faithful dog is kicked, and no matter how the spider weaves, he is never loved.”
“Let us love dogs; let us only love dogs. Men and cats are unworthycreatures.”
“People can be so annoying sometimes. With all their stupid opinions and hidden agendas. But dogs? Dogs don’t have any agendas. They’re as honest and open and devoted as you can get. And that’s why they’ll always cheer you up. They’ll always love you. No matter how badly you screw up.”
“It is a much more straightforward thing to be a dog, and a dog's love, once given, is not reconsidered.”
“Love me, Love my dog(s).”