“I was totally clueless about social interaction, and completely scared of girls. All I knew was that music was going to make girls fall in love with me.”
“I wasn't totally immune to the charms of the opposite sex, but I wasn't one of those romantic, swoony girls who had pink fluffy daydreams about falling in love.”
“This is the kind of thing that happens to good looking girls like Jaime, who are prepared for these types of social interactions, not someone like me.”
“Girls fall in love with what they see. Boys fall in love with what they see. That's why girls wear make-up and boys lie.”
“...I could feel what was left of my soul just slipping away as I fed on that girl until she was totally and completely drained.”
“That's totally their interpreter," a girl with a lip ring informs us. "Even though they totally record their music in English, they totally speak in Inuktitut. Totally.”