“In some circles, admitting you love Top 40 radio is tantamount to bragging you gave your grandmother the clap, in church, in the front row at your aunt's funeral, but those are the circles I avoid like the plague or, for that matter, the clap.”

Rob Sheffield

Rob Sheffield - “In some circles, admitting you love Top...” 1

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