“It was like trying to break up with the color orange, or Wednesday, or silent e. It was the most passionate and tumultuous relationship I'd ever known.”
“That was the most awkward Wednesday he ever remembered.”
“That puke was the most wonderful thing I'd ever seen. It was green and a little red. Technicolor, really, the color puke is supposed to be. It definitely wasn't black, and it didn't smell like toasty poop. This was a good sign.”
“I don't know how I'd made it seventeen years without kissing. It was the finest thing I'd ever known. Like stumbling into heaven.”
“The most powerful relationship you will ever have is the relationship with yourself.”
“It took me years to figure out that upset was upset, and tumultuousness was not the same thing as passion. Love isn't drama.”