“Renee used to say real life was a bad country song, except bad country songs were believable and real life isn't.”
“That’s the problem with falling in love. It makes you start talking like a bad country song”
“...I'm not saying I needed my life to be a symphony - I just never thought it'd turn out to be a country song.”
“A good country song takes a page out of somebody's life and puts it to music.”
“The pause makes you think the song will end. And then the song isn't really over, so you're relieved. But then the song does actually end, because every song ends, obviously, and THAT. TIME. THE. END. IS. FOR. REAL.”
“A brick could be used to assuage your sense that life isn't real. Hold it in your hands and say, This is not a dream. ”