“You're so very good at that. The temper, the scowl. You must drink shots of testosterone in your morning coffee.”

“Even if you tell yourself "Today I'm going to drink coffee the wrong way ... from a dirty boot." Even that would be right, because you chose to drink coffee from that boot.Because you can do nothing wrong. You are always right. Even when you say, "I'm such an idiot, I'm so wrong..." you're right. You're right about being wrong. You're right even when you're an idiot. No matter how stupid your idea, you're doomed to be right because it's yours.”

“The early morning is too strong to drink straight, so I need to mix in a little coffee to be able to hold it down.”

“If you want to improve your understanding, drink coffee.”

“Drink your coffee -- people in Africa are sleeping.”

“You are going to lose your home, your spouse, your life, and all at once, when you die. So why not drink coffee now and remember the life you haven’t started living yet?”