“God schedules a birthday, not man.”
“Spending time with God is the key to our strength and success in all areas of life. Be sure that you never try to work God into your schedule, but always work your schedule around Him.”
“this has been a birthday best forgotten.”“Most birthdays are, milord,” his man said agreeably”
“To hell with it. I'm jumping in his bed tonight and having myself a nice little birthday. He's wearing cowboy boots for God's sake. The man doesn't play fair.”
“Clearly God was in some kind of mood on my birthday.”
“New Year's Day is every man's birthday.”