“Never try to outstubborn a cat.”
“Theology is never any help; it is searching in a dark cellar at midnight for a black cat that isn't there. Theologians can persuade themselves of anything.”
“I woke up in bed with a man and a cat. The man was a stranger; the cat was not”
“There is no such thing as "Just a cat.”
“I never do anything I don't want to do. Nor does anyone, but in my case I am always aware of it.”
“Cats, like butterflies, need no excuse.”