“Autobiography is usually honest but it is never truthful.”

“Nor would anybody suspect. If was one thing all people took for granted, was conviction that if you feed honest figures into a computer, honest figures come out. Never doubted it myself till I met a computer with a sense of humor.”

“He's an honest politician--he stays bought.”

“I scrolled on down to the obituaries. I usually read the obituaries first as there is always the happy chance that one of them will make my day.”

“Daughters can spend ten percent more than a man can make in any usual occupation. That’s a law of nature, to be known henceforth as ‘Harshaw’s Law.”

“If you've got the truth you can demonstrate it. Talking doesn't prove it.”

“History has the relation to truth that theology has to religion — ie., none to speak of”