“God created men to test the souls of women.”

“Once a month, some women act like men act all the time.”

“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”

“Women and cats do as they damned well please, and men and dogs had best learn to live with it.”

“Whenever women have insisted on absolute equality with men, they have invariably wound up with the dirty end of the stick. What they are and what they can do makes them superior to men, and their proper tactic is to demand special privileges, all the traffic will bear. They should never settle merely for equality. For women, "equality" is a disaster.”

“Cast me into a dungeon;, burn me at the state, crown me king of kings, I can 'pursue happiness' as long as my brain lives -- but neither gods nor saints, wise men nor subtle drugs, can insure that I will catch it.”

“Every general prohibition creates its bootleggers.”