“God made alcohol and he made feet - and he made 'em so you could put 'em together and be happy!”
“This is how God made me. You are how God made you. All God's chillun are made how God made 'em. You think God made a mistake, take it up with Him.”
“I'm not denyin' the women are foolish. God Almighty made 'em to match the men.”
“He made me feel unhinged . . . like he could take me apart and put me back together again and again.”
“God could not be everywhere, and therefore he made mothers.”
“A bit o' bread's what I like from one year's end to the other; but men's stomachs are made so comical, they want a change--they do, I know, God help 'em.”