“God made alcohol and he made feet - and he made 'em so you could put 'em together and be happy!”

“…certain feet were made for stepping on ,in order to improve the breed, promote the general welfare and minimize the ancient insolence of office..”

“Oh, you have to charge 'em, Jubal. The marks won't pay attention if it's free.”

“Civilians are like beans; you buy 'em as needed for any job which merely requires skill and savvy.But you can't buy fighting spirit.”

“No statement should be believed because it is made by an authority.”

“Progress is made by lazy men looking for easier ways to do things.”

“Anything which is physically possible can always be made financially possible; money is a bugaboo of small minds.”