“He's an honest politician--he stays bought.”
“An honest politician is an oxymoron.”
“There is no such thing as cool--follow your enthusiasms honestly. The few records you ever bought to impress stay in their sleeves...Except for the Stone Roses' first one Ooooh lovely.”
“A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar.”
“If a man’s a constant hand-shaker, he must be a politician or a crook—or both, if he is a politician.”
“A politician is a politician whether he's wearing a suit or a funny hat.”