“He's as weird as snake's suspenders but sweet as a stolen kiss, too.”
“Idleness, like kisses, to be sweet must be stolen.”
“That woman made him want to do unnatural things, and not just ditry stuff. He wanted to hold her close and kiss her sweetly. Weird.”
“I know stealing a foot is weird. But, hello, living in a house where a foot is available to be stolen is weird.”
“Stolen kisses are always sweetest.”
“I don't want romance and stolen kisses and sweetness and hand holding. I want something so big it's like two planets colliding, with an aftershock that I feel for the rest of my life.”