“His claim to Mars is lawyers' hogwash; as a lawyer myself I need not respect it.”
“In one respect at least the Martians are a happy people, they have no lawyers.”
“I haven't met many lawyers that I didn't like. But then again, I haven't met many lawyers.”
“When cops are on the job they love lawyers like lions love hyenas, only minus the mutual respect.”
“The world needs more laws. I say this only because I believe the world needs more lawyers. If everybody was a lawyer, there’d be no unemployment, because the economy would be like a great lawsuit factory. Farmers in this utopia wouldn’t raise crops, they’d raise suspicion.”
“The only people who lawyer up faster than dirty cops are dirty lawyers.”