“Being sorry won't get you into heaven. Get happy, son. Get that old spring into your step and stay on your toes.”
“I woke up in bed with a man and a cat. The man was a stranger; the cat was not”
“Dorcas, you already reek like a Marseilles cat house; don't wheedle Mike for more stinkum.”
“There is no such thing as "Just a cat.”
“Never try to outstubborn a cat.”
“Cats, like butterflies, need no excuse.”