“I woke up in bed with a man and a cat. The man was a stranger; the cat was not”

“I have spent too much of my life opening doors for cats—I once calculated that, since the dawn of civilization, nine hundred and seventy-eight man-centuries have been used up that way. I could show you figures.”

“There is no such thing as "Just a cat.”

“Never try to outstubborn a cat.”

“Cats, like butterflies, need no excuse.”

“Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat.”

“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”