“I woke up in bed with a man and a cat. The man was a stranger; the cat was not”
“If man could be crossed with a cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat.”
“He was a hip cat a hep cat a cool cata bad mad rad catOobie-do John the Sax Man Scat Man the long sleek cat man!!”
“Let a man get up and say, Behold, this is the truth, and instantly I perceive a sandy cat filching a piece of fish in the background. Look, you have forgotten the cat, I say.”
“Of all God's creatures, there is only one that cannot be made slave of the leash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve the man, but it would deteriorate the cat.”
“--I wouldn't throw that cat out of bed.--When did you get a cat?”