“Never try to outstubborn a cat.”

“Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat.”

“Theology is never any help; it is searching in a dark cellar at midnight for a black cat that isn't there. Theologians can persuade themselves of anything.”

“I woke up in bed with a man and a cat. The man was a stranger; the cat was not”

“There is no such thing as "Just a cat.”

“Cats, like butterflies, need no excuse.”

“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”