“People who are busy and happy don't write diaries; they are too busy living.”

“A desire not to butt into other people's business is at least eighty percent of all human wisdom.”

“It's a man's business to be what he is, and to be it in style.”

“The correct way to punctuate a sentence that states: "Of course it is none of my business, but -- " is to place a period after the word "but." Don't use excessive force in supplying such a moron with a period. Cutting his throat is only a momentary pleasure and is bound to get you talked about.”

“- I'm so busy doing what I must do that I don't have time for what I ought to do... and I never get a chance to do what I want to do!- Son, that's universal. The way to keep that recipe from killing you is occasionally to do what you want to do anyhow.”

“Live and learn, or you don't live long.”

“Don't handicap your children by making their lives easy.”