“Sex should be friendly. Otherwise stick to mechanical toys; it's more sanitary.”

“Sex, whatever else it is, is an athletic skill. The more you practice, the more you can, the more you want to, the more you enjoy it, the less it tires you.”

“Whenever women have insisted on absolute equality with men, they have invariably wound up with the dirty end of the stick. What they are and what they can do makes them superior to men, and their proper tactic is to demand special privileges, all the traffic will bear. They should never settle merely for equality. For women, "equality" is a disaster.”

“A woman is not property, and husbands who think otherwise are living in a dreamworld.”

“Everybody lies about sex.”

“Don't explain computers to laymen. Simpler to explain sex to a virgin.”

“I don't pay much attention to politics.""You should. It's barely less important than your own heart beat.”