“Talking with a Martian is something like talking with an echo. You don't get any argument but you don't get results either.”

“The correct way to punctuate a sentence that states: "Of course it is none of my business, but -- " is to place a period after the word "but." Don't use excessive force in supplying such a moron with a period. Cutting his throat is only a momentary pleasure and is bound to get you talked about.”

“Women talk when they want to. Or don't.”

“If you don't like yourself, you can't like other people. -- Lazarus Long.”

“If you've got the truth you can demonstrate it. Talking doesn't prove it.”

“Certainly the game is rigged. Don't let that stop you; if you don't bet you can't win.”

“Dorcas, you already reek like a Marseilles cat house; don't wheedle Mike for more stinkum.”