“I woke up in bed with a man and a cat. The man was a stranger; the cat was not”
“Never try to outstubborn a cat.”
“Cats, like butterflies, need no excuse.”
“Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat.”
“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”
“How you behave toward cats here below determines your status in Heaven.”